Category: Movies
Home Repairs Cost An...Oh.
By Michelle DiPoala on Jun 16, 2010 | In People Problems, doctors, Politics, Movies, Amputation, Fact vs Fiction
Do you ever hear about something that a person did that was so stupid, I mean so incredibly brainless, that your reaction is something like "Wha...why...ARE...PEOPLE...!?" It's like the act of stupidity was so powerful that just by hearing about it, a dam of dumb burst and sent a wave of stupid all the way from its origin to your brain where it took away your verbs. All your mouth can summon is "Why are people."
The Lost Edge
By Michelle DiPoala on Mar 13, 2010 | In Diary, Family, Writing, Facebook, People Problems, Movies, Vampires, Skaters
Two movies started about an hour ago, at midnight. I was supposed to be working on an essay, but as I glumly sat, freshly showered and staring down a blinking cursor that was all but mocking inspiration, I couldn't stand the deafening silence. Treading empty pages makes for a lonely night, dudes. So I reached over and mashed some buttons on the remote. And here I am, an hour later.
You Kids Get Off Indy's Lawn
By Michelle DiPoala on Sep 14, 2009 | In Movies
My friends are looneytoons. In a good way, especially when they make me laugh when I'm feeling hungry and cranky. There's a message board where a buncha truculent music types hang out during the work day, and in response to someone's post that there's gonna be yet ANOTHER Indiana Jones movie, there came a rush of fake movie titles. So far my favorites are:
Indiana Jones & the Pre-existing Condition
Indiana Jones & the Early Bird Special
Indiana Jones and the I Forgot What I Came In Here For
This can go on all day. And probably will.
