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I Didn't Bake One Goddamn Thing

By Michelle DiPoala on Dec 25, 2008 | In Food, Christmas

I didn't bake so much as a brown-and-serve turd.

But oh my GOD, there's some holiday baking catastrophe going on over at Cakewrecks. I'm not even going to write any more. Except that this one is my favorite, and with this, I leave you to your day...



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